Our tax-dollars are FINALLY being spent on something worthwhile!

NORAD tracks Santa! WITH Video!!!!

Get the kids….and go here, NOW!
 http://www.noradsanta.org/

Sorry….It wasn’t Family Matters either….Urkel was a douche….Step By Step? please.

I submit it was Boy Meets World….for one simple reason…..that being…Topanga. That Saucy-Junior-High-Minx who inspired naughty dreams to millions of teenage boys….myself, I’m not ashamed to say, included.

But whatever happed to my lil TGIFriday-Nite-Muffin? Well, she’s still got-it….take look—>

I miss you Topanga…..when’s the reunion show? and why won’t you return my emails??? ….errr…nevermind…..

And if I haven’t proved BMW’s the best TGIF show…..for you ladies….there was THIS guy–>

Who now looks like this–>

I rest my case.

Could she be any cuter? Honestly…..don’t think it’s possible….just-sayin’….

If you love Peopleofwalmart.com……check this out–>
 http://www.sketchysantas.com/

Just when I think I’m OUT….they pull me back IN….ARGH!

July 20, 3:04 p.m.
Tiger: Hey Sexy I can’t come out this week. Something came up family wise
Jaimee: That’s okay I hope everything is fine … would have liked to see you
Tiger: We will make it happen

July 26, 11: 22 p.m.
Jaimee: I drove out for the night to surprise a friend with a present for there birthday
Tiger: what kind of present your naked body
Jaimee: haha no a watch I slept alone
Tiger: alone with him that is
Jaimee: haha I wish

Sept. 27, 6:38 p.m.
Jaimee: miss u
Tiger: now that’s hot so who is your new boy toy
Jaimee: no new boy toy … still running dry… been on 2 real dates in the pat 2 months
Tiger: I need you
Jaimee: then get your tight ass over here and visit me! I need u
Tiger: I will wear you out soon
Jaimee: how soon? I got a new piercing
Tiger: really. Where
Jaimee: I just sent u a pic of it … is on my cheek below my eye … implanted a little diamond
Tiger: send it again. I didn’t pick up on that
Tiger: you just need some attention from me
Tiger: do you have a boy friend (8:45 p.m.)
Jaimee: I don’t even have someone I am dating … no … u can be my boyfriend
Tiger: then I am
Jaimee: I wish
Tiger: quiet and secretively we will always be together
Tiger: when was the last time you got laid

Sept. 30, 3:38 p.m.
Jaimee: if we hang out on a Sundway we can watch desperate houswives again haha
Tiger: oh god
Jaimee: take a break from watching boring old golf
Jaimee: I mean the amazing sport of golf
Jaimee: [more than an hour later] babe I was kidding
Tiger: I know sexy

Oct. 1, 6:06 p.m.
Jaimee: is it orange county time yet?
Tiger: oh stop
Jaimee: hahaha I know … but you canceled on me last time so the anticipation is killing me … im finding myself watching sports center … haha j/k it isn’t that bad
Tiger: its never been that bad
Jaimee: very true … I only watch football
Tiger: Figured you would say that. Big black guys.
Jaimee: u are my first, last and only black guy! U should feel special
Tiger: why do I not believe that?
Tiger: [later, in response to Jaimee's mention of a date who was "full of himself"] you kinda like that for some reason which is weird why you decided on me.
Tiger: having an asian mother and a military father you cannot and will not ever be full of yourself
Jaimee: I have fun with u, you always make me smile and I am not afraid to be myself or say anything to u … the day I met u I thought u were going to kick me out a few times but for someone reason you didn’t and u have told me numerous times I talk to much but slowly as I get to know u iI think your absolutely amazing
Tiger: you are wrong I’m bone thugs in harmon

Oct. 15, 6:40 p.m.
Jaimee: Something wrong babe?I was excited to sepnd time with u this week
Tiger: I will you Sunda night. Its the only night in which I am totally free but I have to leave at 530 Monday morning to drive up to the valley for an outing for one of my sponsors. See you at 8 pm on Sunday in newport
Tiger: don’t text me back till tomorrow morning. I have to many people around me right now

Oct. 18, 3:40 p.m
Tiger: send me something very naughty
Jaimee: some things are worth waiting for lol … besides im at work
Tiger: go to the bathroom and take it
Jaimee: haha ur too much

Oct. 18, 11:38 p.m.
Jaimee: are u leaving me cause your wife is still in newport I am lonely now … i like falling asleep in your arms
Tiger: sorry baby I just can’t sleep. Its just a problem I have.
Tiger: she is not here. They left this morning
Jaimee: well I appreciate you not wanting to wake me up but if y couldn’t sleep I would have rather sat up and talked to u more … find out why I keep falling more and more for u
Tiger: Because I’m blasian
Tiger: I’m sorry babe. Im already home.
Jaimee: I’m putting my underwear back on … thats a no no … come take them off
Tiger: you are too funny

WHO said Rock Stars are Greedy-Money-Grubbing Jerks?

Rocker Billy Corgan is offering fans a free sample of the next Smashing Pumpkins album.

 The entire album ( 44 songs!!) will be released in stages and at some point each song will be offered for free for a limited time.

“Each song will be made available absolutely for free, to anyone anywhere,” says Corgan in a statement. “There will be no strings attached. Free will mean free, which means you won’t have to sign up for anything, give an e-mail address, or jump through a hoop. You will be able to go and take the song or songs as you wish, as many times as you wish.”

The album contains four CD’s, each with 11 songs that will all be “highly limited,” though the press release did not specify how the album would be made available, reports Pop & Hiss.
Download and/or listen to the first Single “A Song For A Son” here–>

http://www.smashingpumpkins.com/

Would YOU go see Aerosmith with Lenny Kravitz?

Gotta say……might be interesting–>

Geffen Records Exec Suggests Lenny Kravitz As Aerosmith Frontman

The man behind Aerosmith’s 1980s comeback has urged the band to continue without Steven Tyler and call on Lenny Kravitz to join them as frontman.

Tyler split from the group earlier this year after announcing his plans to take a hiatus, but guitarist Joe Perry and his bandmates insist they’re not waiting around for the frontman – and they want to get started on new material for a 2010 album and tour.

And now former Geffen Records executive John Kalodner has urged the bandmates to stop bickering and find a replacement for Tyler.

He says, “I was talking to Marty Frederickson about this because he co-wrote ‘Jaded’ and worked with them for 10 years or so. We were talking about how no one can replace Steven Tyler, but the only person he said – and I agreed with – that could even make Aerosmith anything would be Lenny Kravitz. If you’re asking me, is there Aerosmith without Steven Tyler, my answer is no.”

Perry and bandmate Brad Whitford have confirmed they will be scouting for replacements.

Whitford says, “You’re never gonna fill the shoes of Steven Tyler. Not even possible. So we’re not even thinking in terms of filling his shoes. But there may be some people willing to try, and hopefully we do something creative with it, you know, and not just go out there and be like an Aerosmith cover band.”

So Alanis Morrisette is in the new issue of “High Times” sayin–>

“As an artist, there’s a sweet jump-starting quality to [marijuana] for me,” Morissette says. “I’ve often felt telepathic and receptive to inexplicable messages my whole life. I can stave those off when I’m not high. When I’m high – well, they come in and there’s less of a veil, so to speak. So if ever I need some clarity… or a quantum leap in terms of writing something, it’s a quick way for me to get to it.”

Wait….what? In my experience ….second-hand of course….Pot makes you MELLOW (so I’ve HEARD)…like you’d rather giggle and detroy a bag of Funyuns…..that write  Bitter and Angry songs IE–>

And every time I scratch my nails down someone else’s back
I hope you feel it…well can you feel it!!!

Just sayin’…..But to each their own…..Toke On Girlfriend!

Today is Ms. Spears 28th birthday! To celebrate check out what she really sounds like live! CAUTION–> MAY CAUSE EAR BLEEDING! You have been warned.

You prolly didn’t know this song was about Benigan’s and Wizards…..true-story….Here’s the scoop–>